found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
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I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
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I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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