is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I deserve this hangover.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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