we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
