I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
