Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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