But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
If I die, sorry about rent.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
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