I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Randomize
