I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
she smelled like a LAN party
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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