If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
We got so high we made milksteak
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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