all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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