420 ftw
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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