Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
