idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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