let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I deserve this hangover.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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