literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
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I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
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One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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