did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
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I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
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I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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