That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
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there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
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Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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