I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
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I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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