I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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