quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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