You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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