why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
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