you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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