i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
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I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
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She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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