On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
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I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
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Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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