we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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