I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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