i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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