12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
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Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
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THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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