So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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