my vag is so smooth its legendary
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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