my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
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That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
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So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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