You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
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i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
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I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize