i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
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i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
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they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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