I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
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