So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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