Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
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