Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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