ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
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