names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
