Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(734): View more from Michigan

I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.

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(210): View more from Texas

I should be sponsored by Trojan

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(443): View more from Maryland

I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?

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(409): View more from Texas

just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...

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(586): View more from Michigan

He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.

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(330): View more from Ohio

I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE

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(954): View more from Florida

When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go

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(305): View more from Florida

He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!

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