Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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