carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
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I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
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Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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