I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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