He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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