"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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