Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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