Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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