I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
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It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
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I have so many feelings about this burrito
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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