i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
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I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
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She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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