Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
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man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
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I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
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