I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
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i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
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This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Lo siento on account of my penis...
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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