ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Randomize
