Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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