it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
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Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
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Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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