Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(801): View more from Utah

You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.

(1-801): View more from Utah

There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.

(801): View more from Utah

alright see you in the morning.

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(404): View more from Georgia

What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?

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(310): View more from California

the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.

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(386): View more from Florida

It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.

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(315): View more from New York

Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun

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(559): View more from California

can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.

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(703): View more from Virginia

I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do

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(615): View more from Tennessee

IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day

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