Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(512): View more from Texas

Can Purell be used as lube?

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(503): View more from Oregon

this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"

(541): View more from Oregon

dude.

(503): View more from Oregon

yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.

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(816): View more from Missouri

Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe

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(248): View more from Michigan

no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories

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(831): View more from California

No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick

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(972): View more from Texas

I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed

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(616): View more from Michigan

what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?

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(775): View more from Nevada

I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.

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